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Tuesday, June 21, 2022

Chapter 3 part 1 Like a lunatic with ease.



Huang Mao couldn't break free, but his mouth was still not clean: "I didn't expect you to be quite a character, Lao Tzu likes this..."

He stopped mid-sentence as the person in front of him suddenly smiled faintly.

It wasn't a normal smile, but cold and creepy. He only slightly hooked the corner of one side of his lips, and this already brought a sense of unprovoked oppression.

Huang Mao swallowed, and at that moment he felt a little hairy in his heart. (I believe this means he was scared)

"If you frown and avoid me when you see me like others do," Jiang Lu spoke in a low voice," Then I'll be too lazy to do anything to you."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Lu's wrist turned, and Huang Mao's wrist gave a crisp "click". The sound of the joints sounded, and as soon as he let out a scream from his mouth, he was kicked in the stomach by Jiang Lu, and he fell half a meter.

Jiang Lu hit really hard, Huang Mao was lying on the ground, clutching his stomach and trembling. When several of his companions saw this, they immediately rushed up with their fists.

Five or six people beating one person, Qi Anan's nervous heart raised in her throat. She could see clearly just now that although Jiang Lu was half a head taller than Huang Mao, he was not as strong as Huang Mao. Is he the opponent of so many people?

However, Qi Anan thought too much, Jiang Lu was silent, but he did not hesitate at all. Although there were many people on the other side, he did not lose the advantage. Even if a fist fell on him, he was indifferent, as if he didn't feel the pain, and only fought back with more ruthless force.

In such a fierce fight, his face was expressionless, his eyes were calm and unwavering, like a lunatic with ease. (TN: roll credits)

Qi Anan suddenly felt a little heartbroken.

The book does not hesitate to describe a beautiful teenager, and tears him apart little by little. From a young age, he was sensible and naïve, with innate tenderness and expectation towards the world, and gradually retreated indifferently to his own corner.

But luckily, luckily she is here and will not drag him into the darkness and will try to give him the sunlight that should be his.

He should have a life without questions of his origin, and a love that knows each other without doubt.

"Jiang Lu! Behind you!" Qi Anan was a little relieved to see that Jiang Lu had no problem with one-to-many fighting, but who knew that the yellow hair Huang Mao just climbed up in the chaos and picked up a stone while they were not resting. The pointed angle was sharp, and the back of Jiang Lu's head was about to be smashed!

However, at the moment before Qi An'an warned him, Jiang Lu had already stooped to avoid it, turned around and hit Huang Mao's chin with an uppercut.

It turned out that he had already noticed it.

Qi An'an looked at the person who was moaning and couldn't get up, and then looked at Jiang Lu, who was the only one standing.

What is rare is that Jiang Lu is actually looking at him. His indifferent pupils have no emotions, but Qi Anan immediately became nervous.

Holy crap, baby goose looked at me! It's been three seconds! The most complete highlight moment for a book fan!

Out of a bunch of opening remarks such as "Are you okay?" "Are you not hurt?" "whatever they say, you take it as a dog barking," Qi Anan couldn't make a choice. No words could express her genuine feeling.

"What are you doing with it?" Jiang Lu spoke first before Qi Anan chose her words.


Jiang Lu's gaze fell on the slate in Qi Anan's hand. The girl's hands which are delicate and soft and as soft as lily petals, holding the thick and heavy brick, seemed out of place.


Qian An was afraid that he would misunderstand, and immediately explained: "I saw that they were going to bully you, I originally wanted to help you, but I didn't expect ..." I didn't expect you to be so capable of fighting, which made me seem stupid.

Jiang Lu was noncommittal, he heard her remind him to be careful behind him just now, she probably didn't want to smash him with this thing.

Then she...

Jiang Lu's eyes flashed with a hesitation that was hard to capture, but soon he chuckled lightly: "You have a lot of tricks, you just picked up the props for acting? To bother you to do so much, this face of mine is rather honored."

Damn, he still misunderstood. Qi Anan wanted to cry, she can only blame the original body that left too bad of an impression. To tell the truth will also make people question.

"No, it's because of..."


But Jiang Lu obviously didn't want to talk to her, so he looked back casually: ""I'm not that particular about it , do not think I don't hit women, and I'll say for the last time, go away."

Qi An'an pouted. Bullshit, you are very particular, you never hit women in the first place. I saw how much you wanted to hammer this villainess in the back, but I didn't see you do it either.


She was scolding him in her stomach, when suddenly a burst of sirens sounded from afar, coming towards them.


Jiang Lu had already raised his legs to leave. When he saw the police car approaching, he was slightly startled and looked at Qi An'an with a complicated expression: "You called the police? "

 She didn't expect this situation when it was over. Qian Ann whispered," It was me... wasn't it because I saw that they have more people and I was afraid you will suffer..."


In her imagination, at this moment, the weak and poor cub should be pressed to the ground and beaten. Of course, it is very likely that she would also be beaten to the ground.


Every time she tried to do something to make a good impression on the cub, it would flop, thought Qi Anan. The big hole in their relationship hadn't been mended yet, and she had poked another hole in it.

He's definitely going to say ruthless things again.

However, Jiang Lu didn't say anything this time. He lowered his eyes and making it impossible to see his emotions.


Huang Mao and several people are habitual offenders. The police uncles know them all. When they saw them, they got angry: "It's you again?! How many times a year have you done this? If you do not cause trouble, you have itchy skin, right?"


As soon as they came up, they were lectured, Huang Mao and the others immediately exploded: "We were beaten! We are the victims! It's him..."

He pointed at Jiang Lu with his finger, and facing Jiang Lu's indifferent gaze, for some reason, his voice became quieter.

Although they were beaten to the ground, Jiang Lu's temperament was really good, and his school uniform was neat and clean, which seemed to be synonymous with good students.

The police uncle came over to him in doubt and asked, "What is going on with you guys?"

Qi An'an waved her phone and hurriedly complained: "Uncle police, I recorded the video, and they started the trouble."

She originally wanted to leave evidence just in case, and she recorded it from the time Huang Mao insulted Jiang Lu, until she found that Jiang Lu did not suffer at all during the fight, and did not record the rest.

Qi Anan showed the video to the police, and explained, "Uncle police, their words are so ugly. My classmate has been learning taekwondo since elementary school, so he must teach them a lesson. He never takes the initiative to cause trouble..."

Jiang Lu stood next to them, his gaze falling on Qi Anan for a long time, his eyebrows slightly wrinkled.

For the first time, he looked at the girl seriously. When she first transferred fromanother school, I heard someone mention her by chance and knew that she was not ugly, even delicate and beautiful. It's just that she has a gloomy temperament, always with a sense of arrogance and contempt.

Until she confessed to him with an ambiguous look within two days, praising his good-looking face, he was full of disgust towards her.

He hates being told that he is beautiful.

But today, Qi An'an is clearly different from what he imagined, without the arrogance of having no one in sight, and even a somewhat childish childishness. Her eyes are black and white and clear, how good does a person have to be at acting to have such a clear and clean gaze? One eye can be explored to the bottom and is really without any impurities.

But what is her purpose?

He had nothing to look at, Jiang Lu thought indifferently, he only has a gorgeous skin, other than that, there is no reason to keep her eyes on him for a moment.


No matter how beautiful the skin is, it will not be fresh for a long time. She will leave when she is tired of playing. At that time, since her words and deeds were not so disgusting, he would not trouble her in the future.

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(Deciding on the chapter name for this one was amusing. Google translate directly gave 'is like a lunatic with ease'. But I usually use at least one other translation website to help me get the title. This time I used 5 because the name google gave and my second site was too different and then it kept tying. The second gave 'Like a wandering madman', so I went to the third website which gave 'Like a maniac'. So I tried a fourth and fifth which both gave ' Like a lunatic with ease'. This basically gave the winner. What amused me with my terrible sense of humor is when I tried to translate just the title without the chapter 3 attached and the others gave basically the same thing but my second choice gave 'Like a maniac who can handle himself' and the third gave 'Like a free-flowing madman'. I got a nice little chuckle while trying to translate the title and another reason I got amused is that I finished this story long before so I don't know what this chapter is about and these titles have me thinking of the ML as a bearded traveller in a white robe wandering around in a wuxia setting as an eccentric drunk.)

Ok, enough of that. Hope you enjoyed the chapter.

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Tuesday, February 1, 2022

Chapter 2 A mother's fan, you can hide your merit and fame. ... part 2

The door was closed, Jiang Lu pushed it open, and the unspeakable smell in the air made him close his eyes, turned around and walked to the bedroom. The woman lying on the sofa suddenly said,

 "Where have you been? Didn't I tell you brother Wang came over today and he wanted to see you?"

    Jiang Lu raised his eyelids. The woman on the opposite sofa was languid, her hair was disheveled, her pretty face had a rich blush, and one of her legs was cut from the slit skirt. It was exposed, thin, white and straight.

 Jiang Lu held back his nausea: "I'll move out soon."

 "Have you rented a house? Where did you get the money?" The woman smiled, her expression ambiguous, "You're not out there being taken in, are you?"

Jiang Lu smiled and said, "Qin Meng, I don't want to be a whore yet."

Qin Meng laughed loudly: "Don't look down on whores, you are the son of a whore. Look at this little face, with red lips and white teeth, where would you get such a beautiful face without me?"

"Sister Wu has mentioned to me several times, you can go to her directly to hang the first card .With a face like that, why are you studying? How old are you? Well, you look like eighteen, just able to fool around." 

It was absurd and dirty, and it felt disgusting to talk to her. The next moment, Jiang Lu looked away and turned back to the bedroom.

It's not exactly a bedroom. Looking around, it's more like a utility room. Only a bed board is placed in the corner, he can barely have a place to stay.

Jiang Lu just sat down on the edge of the bed when a small furry head stuck out from the gap behind the bed, with a soft "meow" sound.

His fingers moved subconsciously.

The little milk cat crawled over, waving a pair of meat claws skillfully coquettishly, but after a long time , the two-legged beast in front of her could not be seen paying attention to it.

"Meow?" The little milk cat arched around Jiang Lu even more vigorously.

Finally, Jiang Lu's eyes fell on the coquettish little guy. He raised his hand and gently rubbed his round, furry head with his clean and slender fingers.

"I'm sorry."

 Jiang Lu suddenly stood up and found a small cardboard box from the pile of debris. He folded his clean sheets, put them in the cardboard box, put the kitten in, and walked out the door with the cardboard box in his arms.

Qi An'an waited for a long time in the building behind, and finally saw Jiang Lu walking over with a cardboard box, she couldn't help but sigh in her heart: Fortunately, she is a super book fan, and she remembers every little detail clearly.

 In this episode, Jiang Lu had two kittens, one was cruelly killed for running out, and the other he did not dare to keep, so he secretly put it in front of Grandma Zhang's house.

Grandma Zhang is a famous cat lover. She has adopted several stray cats, and she will never ignore it when she sees it.

But he didn't dare to give the kitten to Grandma Zhang himself, because if the other party knew that it was a cat from his house... I wonder if she would feel uncomfortable.

But that's how it went wrong.

Although Grandma Zhang was at home all the year round, she just let her son pick her up to travel these days. Jiang Lu didn't know that and the kitten was left at her door unattended. And so the next day he sneaked over to see it, and do not know who already threw two stones and smashed it to death.

The author does everything he can to portray the "miserable" male protagonist. although this episode only has a few lines, Qi An'an almost got angry to the point of fainting when she saw it. The hard work pays off, at least she made her wait.

Qi An'an didn't go out immediately, just based on how much her cub hated her now, he would definitely walk away with the little cutie in his arms, and her adoption plan would  be a failure.

Forget it, as a mother fan, you can hide your merits and fame.

The little milk cat is really a high-IQ creature. It seems to have noticed that it is about to be abandoned, and scratches the cardboard box, but it is too weak to jump out at all.

But even though he tried to retain his coquettishness, he didn't see any movement in Jiang Lu. He (TN: Jiang Lu) put down the cardboard box and lightly touched the tip of its little ear, then turned and walked away without turning his head.

When he was far away, Qi An'an ran out to open the cardboard box, the little milk cat's cheerful sound of scratching the box suddenly stopped, and looked at Qi An'an with dissatisfaction.

"Hey, look at you, what's that expression?" Qi Anan deliberately put on a face: "So dissatisfied to see me? Don't pick and choose, I will definitely arrange for you and my dear goose to meet again in the future.

"Shall I give you a name? Your appearance time is too short, and the author didn't give you a name. Well... In order to wish you and Jiang Lu an early and smooth meeting , I'll give you an auspicious name. How about Da Shun? "

Dashun let out a weak "meow".

Qi An'an took it out carefully, and looked at it happily: "Da Shun, I order you to hurry up and pamper me, according to the generation you have to call me a grandmother."

Da Shun: "..."

Qi An An came home with a small kitten in her arms, and Housekeeper Chen almost dropped his jaw when he saw it: "Miss, you, you don't hate these little animals anymore?"

Hate? The chubby furry is about to become cute, okay? Qi Anan rolled her eyes in her heart regarding how bad it was to wear the character she hated the most. The original owner's every word and action makes her want to whack.

"Isn't that before, hahaha, maybe I haven't touched it before," Qi Anan couldn't make it up any longer, and rubbed Dashun's little head with a smile, "Anyway, it feels so cute now, Uncle Chen, I want to keep it at home. "

Butler Chen showed a gratified smile: "Miss can keep it if she likes it, and Uncle Chen will help you take care of it together."

That's right, a girl of fifteen or sixteen years old, it's reasonable to raise such a soft little thing, raising a beautiful classmate or something... I guess it's just a child talking nonsense.

"Right Uncle Chen, no need to arrange a car to take me tomorrow, I'll walk by myself."  Qi Anan observed today, she and Jiang Lu went to school by the way, walking together on the road, maybe they can get closer.

Qi An'an didn't expect to be so lucky. Early the next morning, when she walked out of the house and turned two streets, she saw a familiar figure in front of her.

 The fate of meeting each other without a special appointment, is God guiding her to go up and say a few words?

At that time she had tweeted 10,000 words to express her love for the baby cub, but now the real person is right in front of her eyes, and she can't say anything because she wore this unlucky female pervert!

Damn it!

Qi An'an just quickened her pace, but when she was still more than ten paces away from Jiang Lu, she suddenly heard laughter behind her.

It turned out to be a couple of straggly young men who were quick on their feet and immediately overtook her. There were one or two people in school uniforms and jackets, and it could be seen that they belonged to the same school.

How do I feel that this group of people are heading for Jiang Lu... Qi An'an just thought of this, and the next moment she saw them speeding up to stand in front of Jiang Lu.

Jiang Lu stopped, his back looked like a bamboo. It wasn't because of Qi An'an's own mother's eyes, but when he went to that station, he showed a calmness. (TN: no clue what this means)

Xiao Huangmao, who was the leader of the group, looked at Jiang Lu up and down, and smiled playfully: "Isn't this the little wild child of the□□ family? I haven't seen you for a few days, and you've become beautiful again."

"I heard that your mother doesn't support you, so you earned your own tuition since you were a child? How did you earn it?"

Huang Mao's voice was loud, and his laugh became more and more unbridled: "Seriously, I haven't played with a man before. You are such a beautiful little thing that suits my taste. Come play billiards with us later?"

He approached Jiang Lu stubbornly: "Coax me comfortably, not to mention junior high school tuition, I will pay for you to go to university."

 Shit! What a piece of shit! How dare you talk to her beloved cub like that! Qi Anan fist hardened, she picked up a brick in front of her, took out her cell phone and quickly dialed Yao Yaoling.

If this Huang Mao uses his dirty hand to touch... Qi An'an's flash of worry was not over, when she saw Jiang Lu raise his hand and grab Huang Mao's hand.

He was as cold and pale as usual, as if he didn't use much effort, but Huang Mao couldn't move, neither advancing nor retreating, his face flushed red.


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Sunday, January 16, 2022

Chapter 1-001 Shen Family Brothers Intelligent System part 1

 (TN: So I was contemplating leaving out the chapter titles since I can't translate most of them properly, but then I decided I should just leave it, badly translated and all.) Enjoy!

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   "The system has been turned on, Yuanyuan Smart Butler is here for you!"


    "The system energy has only 2% left, please recharge it in time!"


    The furnishings in the room are very simple, with a vintage red paper calendar and a black and white large-head imported TV. There were some books on the bookshelf, as well as an antenna cash register, and lying on the bed was a young woman wearing a plaid shirt and braided braids.


    She slowly opened her eyes when she heard the urgent alarm. She was about 20 years old. She had a pair of willow leaf eyebrows and very charming phoenix eyes, her skin was white and delicate, her face was delicate and small, and there was a red mole under her tears eyes.


    Her thick eyelashes trembled slightly, her eyes opened suddenly, a blue light flashed in her pupils, her body moved stiffly, and she controlled her body to make some simple movements. "The body" is not used to it yet.


   Yuanyuan’s learning speed is very fast. After a few days of fusion and restoration, she already knows the original owner’s information well. She can imitate 80/90% of her general habits, but the only problem now is to replenish energy. With the remaining energy, she could only end up lying on the bed in a dead machine, unable to do anything.


    Energy stone is the main fuel required for system robots in the future era, and it is also one of the unique mineral industries in the federal state. She goes to work in various employers’ homes, and the employers paid for energy materials, and the amount is usually very sufficient, such shortages are rare.


    She comes from a ss-class life intelligent machine produced by a system factory in 5023. Due to the continuous development of science and technology, resulting in the future mechanization of all mankind there will no longer be a need to use this semi-machine system. As a result, their old faces are destroyed, and they are also destroyed. She found she inadvertently slipped into this novel.


      This body memory came to mind. The original owner's body is a vicious cannon fodder-like character in the childhood memory chapter of the novel "Entrepreneurial Life" of the male lead Shen Qingxuan. He started a company from scratch, and became the president of Shen's family, who was a leader in the shopping mall industry, and married the childhood sweetheart heroine. Who would have thought of the tragic experience of the successful entrepreneur Mr. Shen in his childhood? During the interview the man had repeatedly mentioned the most regrettable thing in his life, is not finding the missing little sister. Because his sister was lost, she became enemies with her own brother, he regrets for half a lifetime without reconciliation. ( TN: here I'm not sure if the two brothers became enemies or the brother and sister, so I left it as the latter and didn't change the she and her)


    The original owner of this body of Yuanyuan was named Chen Yuan. She was the newly married wife of Shen Huai, the second uncle of Shen Qingxuan, who was an army officer. She was a vicious second aunt who deliberately planned to marry his second uncle. She abused the boy and his younger siblings when they were young, and also humiliated the third uncle who suffered from cerebral palsy. This so-called second aunt was their childhood nightmare and the beginning of all misfortunes.


    After the original owner was found abusing and beating the children, her husband divorced her and drove her out of the house. After that, the original owner was penniless to work. And after encountering a trafficker, she was abducted into the mountains to marry an old man and died of dystocia1. The character did not only appeared in a few sentences in the extra, but every description makes the original owner seem to be selfish to the extreme.


    A system like Chen Yuan already has certain advanced thinking and self-awareness, so its IQ is no worse than ordinary people, or even much higher than that of ordinary people. After analyzing the ending of the original owner, it is entirely self-inflicted suffering, cannot blame others. In the federal government, young children and the disabled are a vulnerable group, and it is not enough to love and care for them, and those who abuse children are punished, and in serious cases, the death penalty.


    She remembered that when she had this body, the original owner and her husband Shen Huai had a big quarrel in the hotel on their way back to the city. She smashed a military kettle on Shen Huai’s head,  causing the other party's head to bleed. It was because the original owner asked Shen Huai to arrange a job for her in the provincial capital.

    This was also one of the reasons why she chose to marry Shen Huai, but when he returned to the city, Shen Huai received an urgent notice that he was to go to the south for rescue work. TThe time for returning from an emergency mission was uncertain. What was originally planned will be pushed back indefinitely. The original owner felt that her husband was not trustworthy, and this caused a big fight.


   The original owner's husband had no choice but to leave with a head injury and ask his comrades to send the original owner back. When the soldier left, he looked at her full of disgust. He did not expect that an excellent leader like Shen Tuan would marry such a woman.

    This is the second day after the original owner came back. She was living in Shen’s house. She naturally didn’t have a good temper with Shen Huai’s two nephews and niece. As soon as she came back, she threw the children’s bedding into another cold and wet room. Hogging the largest bedroom in the house by herself, she did not expect to suffer from the wind chill and wake up with her eyes open to the consciousness of a living system in 5023.

    When the memory returned, she suddenly heard a noise from the door. Chen Yuan moved and barely walked out of the room. After looking outside at the noise, she saw two thin boys, one tall and one short. They look a bit similar, it looks like they should be brothers, but she doesn't know why they got into a quarrel with another little fat boy with an inch haircut.

The little fat boy said with arrogance and contempt, "Shen Erbao, you are not raised by a mother. I said that you are a child without a mother. Where did I go wrong?"

When Shen Erbao heard the words of high temperature Gao Wen, they touched the most sensitive point in his heart, the sour tears on the tip of his nose were like running water, he burst into tears, and shouted breathlessly: "I have a mother, I have a mother! You are talking nonsense."

Shen Dabao stepped forward and grabbed the other party's neck collar, angrily said: "High temperature Gao Wen, you are too much, how can you say that, be careful of getting rotten sores in your mouth."

   Gao Wen pushed Shen Qingxuan away with a slap, thinking he had pinpointed the pain points of the two brothers, and said with a smug face, "Am I right? The reason your mother ran away with someone else is definitely because you were disobedient and she didn't want you."

 Erbao kept shouting, until his voice became hoarse: "That's not it! It's not like this! We are very well-behaved and obedient, and we won't make trouble. Mom doesn't not want us anymore, she just has something to do. She'll be back when it's over, woo woo woo."


    Listening to Er Bao's cry, Da Bao's tears fell uncontrollably one by one. The word mother is the most sensitive word in their hearts. Usually, the Shen family rarely mentions this, but it does not mean that they are not aware. Every word of high temperature Gao Wen is like a dull knife, piercing into their hearts little by little.

    The two children stood there with despair on their faces, their young bodies shivering in the cold wind. Although they tried their best to cover it up, they couldn't stand the cold and cruel facts in front of them, and the pain was almost suffocating.

    The little fat boy said proudly: "This is a lesson for the two of you today. If I see you in the future, you will hide and go, or I will hit you once I see you..." 

The fat boy hasn't finished his words yet and his body was tightly grasped from behind, and a faint female voice raised from behind him: "Who are you, why are you so uneducated."


1 "Dystocia" (difficult or obstructed labor).

What is dystocia in pregnancy?

Dystocia means a slow or difficult labor or birth. Link 

So basically she died during a difficult labour.


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